Courtroom Humor
By Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
By Witness:
Gucci sweats and Reebok's.
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By Attorney: Doctor, as a result of your examination of the plaintiff, is the young lady pregnant? By Witness: The young lady is pregnant -- but not as a result of my examination. ------ By Attorney: Can you describe the individual? By Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard. Attorney: Was this a male or a female? ------ By Attorney: When was the last time you saw the deceased? By Witness: At his funeral. By Attorney: Did he make any comments to you at that time? ----- By Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? By Witness: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. |